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This Week

Fri Montgomerys, Stanley Level 1 Karaoke with Ian, 8 - 11pm

Sat The Sale Hotel, Sale Notts Forest v Norwich, Ch'ship, 5.15pm

Sun The Volunteer Arms, York Sunderland v West Ham 4pm

Mon The Fox, Keston Barnsley v Burnley, Ch'ship, 7.45pm

Tue The Angel Hotel, Denton Villareal v Man United, CL, 7.45pm

Wed High Flyer, Cambridge Liverpool v Olympique Marseille UEFA CL 8pm

Thu Moss Tavern, Droylsden Manchester City v Schalke, UEFA Cup, 6pm

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The Northwest has everything to offer in terms of leisure and entertainment; there’s perhaps too much going on – which is why things4u2do will help you find out everything that’s going on, and you’ll never ‘miss out’ again.

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Who said that?
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read - Groucho Mark

If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research - Wilson Mizner

Michael Chang has all the fire and passion of a public service announcement, so much so that he makes Pete Sampras appear fascinating - Alex Ramsey

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens - Woody Allen

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff - Frank Zappa

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - The unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable - Oscar Wilde

Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps - Emo Philips

Women should be obscene and not heard - Groucho Marx

Operation Parallax
Capital Radio announced that Operation Parallax would soon go into effect. This was a government plan to resynchronize the British calendar with the rest of the world. It was explained that ever since 1945 Britain had gradually become 48 hours ahead of all other countries because of the constant switching back and forth from British Summer Time. To remedy this situation, the British government had decided to cancel April 5 and 12 that year. Capital Radio received numerous calls as a result of this announcement, including a woman who wanted to know if she had to pay her employees for the missing days, and another who was curious about what would happen to her birthday, which fell on one of the cancelled days.

Teams suspended for scoring too many goals
Two Indian football teams have been suspended - after they scored 118 goals between them on the same day. The second division teams in Goa, who were competing for promotion, were suspended because of the suspicious scorelines. Curtorim Gym beat Sangolda Lightning 61-1, while Wilfred Leisure scored a 55-1 win over Dona Paula. The Goa Football Association has suspended the four clubs involved on suspicion of 'match fixing' The only similar incident occurred 15 years ago in West Bengal, when 114 goals were scored in two matches.

Man swallows knife to avoid arrest
Doctors say a man who swallowed a three-inch knife to avoid charges of possessing a weapon is lucky to be alive. Mao Kyan, ended up having the weapon stuck in his throat for eight months; he swallowed it after police raided his flat searching for drugs. Believing he had swallowed the knife completely and that it had been somehow dissolved in his stomach, he went to the hospital only eight months later after feeling a pain in his throat. Doctors who examined him were amazed to find the knife stuck in his trachea, and immediately operated on him to remove it. They said it was a miracle he had survived and that the knife "could have killed him at any second".

Referee disallows goal, but later changes mind
A Nigerian soccer referee ruled out a late goal for league leaders Dolphin FC at the weekend - and then changed his mind. They took a 1-0 lead against Plateau United after 87 minutes, but after a pitch invasion that took 10 minutes to clear, the referee disallowed the goal. But in his match report to the Nigeria Football Association, the referee said the goal was legitimate and awarded Dolphin a 1-0 win.

Family prayed at wrong grave for 15 years
An Italian family have been offered a "free" cemetery plot after learning they had been praying at the wrong grave for 15 years. The family found out about the mistake after officials exhumed the body in an unrelated legal matter. They found the tombstone on the grave had been mixed up with that on the grave next to it when the dead person was buried. The family have said they plan to launch legal action over the mix-up but local authorities have apologised and offered a "free grave plot" to the family as compensation

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